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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby DerMann on Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:07 am

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby TheHeartless on Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:08 pm

A man is interviewed for a job. The interviewer asks:
- what is You biggest flaw?
- honesty - answers the job candidate.
- I don't think that honesty is a flaw - said the interviewer
- I don't give a @#$% what You think.
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby monobotsoft on Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:43 pm

On the first meet to a nice girl.

man: Once a genie granted me a wish... i had to decide between having a gigantic cock or master memory.
woman: And what did you choose?
man: i cant really remember!
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby Shubit on Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:12 am

old one, but still one of my favourites:

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby jnovack on Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:55 pm

I'm so excited. We are waiting with bated breath like it's the Academy Awards..

I would just like to say to my competition, no matter who wins:
Image
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby tito on Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:58 pm

Oh it was Tuesday 21, I thought it was on Saturday 25 :D, sorry for delay. Here I go,

All jokes terrible :P Then, I will pick 1 of the participants at random !
Hope that sounds fair to you. If not I don't mind :P

Then, I'll pick three participants at random, the last one will win, if the winner does not reclaim the license, I'll communicate to the next one, and so on...

...Loading...

1. Checking if I have the license somewhere... Done.
2. Writting jokes.py to select random winners ... Done.
3. Put the jokes.py in Packages/User folder.. Done.

Loaded, restarting :P

And the winner is .. my good friend iamntz! :)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/930 ... is-you.png
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby iamntz on Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:36 am

Haha, thanks man. I already have a license though, please jump to the next dude ;)
(also, if the next dude have a license, i hope he will decline it)
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby excalibur1976 on Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:48 pm

iamntz wrote:I already have a license though, please jump to the next dude ;)
(also, if the next dude have a license, i hope he will decline it)


great gesture :)
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby tito on Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:10 pm

Many thanks! :)

scotartt! are you there? jump out of the joke and take your gift :P
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Re: ☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

Postby monobotsoft on Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:18 pm

Would have been a shame to win a gift for such a bad joke, think I've been lucky been unlucky XD
I also have a license so not a loss either.
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