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☀ I gift a ST2 license to the one that makes me laugh harder

#11

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ‘‘Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!’’ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ‘‘The driver just insulted me!’’ The man says: ‘‘You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.’’

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#12

A man is interviewed for a job. The interviewer asks:

  • what is You biggest flaw?
  • honesty - answers the job candidate.
  • I don’t think that honesty is a flaw - said the interviewer
  • I don’t give a @#$% what You think.
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#13

On the first meet to a nice girl.

man: Once a genie granted me a wish… i had to decide between having a gigantic cock or master memory.
woman: And what did you choose?
man: i cant really remember!

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#14

old one, but still one of my favourites:

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.

“I do” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”

The man below replies, “You must work in management.”

“I do,” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?”*

“Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

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#15

I’m so excited. We are waiting with bated breath like it’s the Academy Awards…

I would just like to say to my competition, no matter who wins:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DBSw7If2BGE/TixEl5V_HgI/AAAAAAAADxY/feWYbIjHPc0/s320/a_winner_is_you.jpg

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#16

Oh it was Tuesday 21, I thought it was on Saturday 25 :D, sorry for delay. Here I go,

All jokes terrible :stuck_out_tongue: Then, I will pick 1 of the participants at random !
Hope that sounds fair to you. If not I don’t mind :stuck_out_tongue:

Then, I’ll pick three participants at random, the last one will win, if the winner does not reclaim the license, I’ll communicate to the next one, and so on…

…Loading…

1. Checking if I have the license somewhere… Done.
2. Writting jokes.py to select random winners … Done.
3. Put the jokes.py in Packages/User folder… Done.

Loaded, restarting :stuck_out_tongue:

And the winner is … my good friend iamntz! :slight_smile:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/930 … is-you.png

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#17

Haha, thanks man. I already have a license though, please jump to the next dude :wink:
(also, if the next dude have a license, i hope he will decline it)

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#18

[quote=“iamntz”]I already have a license though, please jump to the next dude :wink:
(also, if the next dude have a license, i hope he will decline it)[/quote]

great gesture :smile:

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#19

Many thanks! :smile:

scotartt! are you there? jump out of the joke and take your gift :stuck_out_tongue:

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#20

Would have been a shame to win a gift for such a bad joke, think I’ve been lucky been unlucky XD
I also have a license so not a loss either.

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#21

scotartt kindly wrote:

Turn for TheHeartless :smiley:, with a very honest joke :stuck_out_tongue:

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#22

I don’t have one :smile: Does it mean I’ve won? :smiley:

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#23

Yeah! Congrats!! To be honest your joke was one I liked most, because I felt very identified :smiley:

Please PM your mail address,

Kind regards

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#24

Great ! Thanks Tito :smile:
I can’t send You a reply cause the database shows an error :confused:

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#25

Maybe the message has the character “:sunny:” ? Remove it from the title, and should work :smile:

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#26

Sadly I can’t send it and the mentioned character isn’t present. The error is of such syntax:

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 1966080 bytes) in /home/sublimetext/www/forum/includes/utf/data/utf_compatibility_decomp.php on line 2

PM does not work!

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#27

License sent! Thank you so much for your participation in this thread :slight_smile:

Remember, If you like SideBarEnhancements package support!.

:smiley:

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#28

Cheers for me :smiley:
I wanted to thank Tito for the generous initiative and all members chosen before me for having a license :smile: Now I’ve joined Your club :smile:
Have a great day like I have a great day! :smile:

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#29

2 years later ( a few months ago), I tried the same double purchase. Even used another email to register.

For some reason, second license keel hauled the software. Sublime staff refunded and directed me to use old license. Sublime has taken on a whole new, very professional aura for us. They really do ‘listen’ to what users need.

Perhaps the best way to give a Sublime gift, is to send cash. Or just link, and share the joy. Good for you, Tito!

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#30

You could ask for people on IRC for example and buy a license for one of them. Someone did that for me a long time ago because they wanted to give more to ST and I was doing package development stuff, and I’m still grateful to them because it’s such a nice thing to do.

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